your life. Me- well I don't need expensive home security when I have a kitchen full of everything imaginable that could be used in self defense should I need it. Trust and believe I wouldn't think twice about hitting a burglar in the face with a potato masher. Let's see Louisville Slugger makes a great back up and if I am trapped in my home I have something that is only to be used as a last
resort that is if I don't shoot off my pinky toe first. Folks, I may get to try this Dear Aged Folk soon since lately everyday there has been a plain white van no windows not even a sign reading, "Free Candy" sporting those fancy spinner tires driving up and down the street for several hours real slow through the neighborhood like Pedo Petey looking at everyone's houses and in yards. Now it's doubtful that Petey reads this blog because I am just dying to see what someone looks like after being hit with a potato masher so should this guy be some kind of crazy nut well this menopausal granny has some goodies waiting on him should he attempt to enter my humble abode and one or all of them will have him screaming for me to give him my keys so he can set off my car alarm himself! I think this has my hubby pretty shook up too because he keeps telling me, "just dial 9-1-1"
Dear Aged Folks: