I know I often write and post the most craziest stuff because I like to make people laugh and when someone
says something well it just lets me know job well done! Personally I don't mind being called a hillbilly- it's part of the culture and heritage here but just don't call me a damned dumb stupid hillbilly. I get real offended when the word damned is used. Just kidding! I do get offended by the words dumb and stupid used with hillbilly. You may be amazed that many folks here are neither dumb nor stupid. Some of us have actually been edumakated. My own mama still has her old Huked on Fonix for Beta that she got for the grand kiddies. She also can't understand why no one buys it at her yard sale but she is in her 70's.
Personally I think the majority of us living here are some really nice folks. I mean yesterday I posted about the homeless couple living in the campground and giving them money. I didn't have to do that. I could've easily said, "Eff Off!" Which is probably why we packed up and left a day ahead of time. It was no doubt coming to that. I didn't mind helping someone, but they were over extending it and kept wanting more.
Just when I thought I had a right nice post for ya along comes a news story and I then have to scrap the post and take back everything I've said. Who would even believe me after reading about how West Virginians are Fifty Shades of F'd Up? Like this here story right from the pages of The Smoking Gun that made it to the top Facebook forwarded Newsfeed Story of the day...
Naked Man On Leash Prompts Criminal Probe
Woman spotted “walking” hooded beau next to road
JULY 30--West Virginia prosecutors are mulling criminal charges against a couple spotted yesterday morning engaging in some naked bondage play alongside US Route 40 40 in West Virginia, according to police.
Responding to a 9:30 AM call “in regards to a female allegedly walking a naked man on a leash,” Ohio County Sheriff’s Office deputies arrived at an intersection in Wheeling and began interviewing area residents. A female witness told deputies that the female suspect “had a leash tied to a male,” who was wearing a hood and appeared to have his feet and ankles bound. He “also had an unidentified object sticking out of his anus,” according to a police report.
In short order, deputies identified Barbara Jean “B.J.” Geardello, 53, as the woman holding the dog leash. In an interview, Geardello “stated that it was a sex game and they meant no harm by it.” Robert Deyell, identified in the report as Geardello’s boyfriend, was the hooded man on the leash.
Deyell, 56, “had obvious ligature marks on his ankles,” reported deputies, who added that Deyell “stated he was a willing participant and was not injured.”
As seen in the above photo, a passing motorist photographed Geardello and Deyell outside an apartment building (where a friend of the couple resides). Geardello and Deyell live in Washington, Pennsylvania, about 30 miles from Wheeling. Sheriff’s investigators have forwarded a copy of their report to Ohio County prosecutors, who are expected to make a charging decision in the case next week.
While being questioned by deputies, Geardello (pictured above left) expressed her displeasure with a witness who had spotted her walking the naked Deyell. Geardello told investigators she was “offended that a passerby had called her a freak.”Who is going to believe anything ya say after reading that story? It is bad enough trying not to laugh at things like... the word "probe" used in the headline and imagine the police officer who took this report? Imagine the DA who is reviewing this to see if any criminal charges should be made? Imagine the court proceedings if they do press charges? Stuff like that. Shoot I don't even know if I'll be able to sing the song, How Much For That Doggy In The Window again and I love singing that song to my Chihuahua. It's her favorite song.
story and pic credit: The Smoking Gun
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