I don't know if it was my A.D.D. that kicked in but it was then at that very minute that I took out my
hearing device, picked up the remote control and said, look honey, Duck Dynasty's on and flipped the
switch. Oh come on! It was either that or the movie, Dictators and at the moment I had 'bout enough of calling bullshit like in the card game! Yes indeedy!
It was then that I hobbled over to the computer because for one my knee was hurting again and because I remembered something that I had saved from a few years ago. I read it again and thought, OMG this is brilliant
From The White House- The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the "United States Redneck Special Forces".
These good ole boys representing the USRSF come from Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas and West Virginia. These fellas will be dropped off in Iraq and Syria and have been given only the following facts about the terrorist group ISIS+ IL:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem with these terrorists to be over by Friday!!!!!
Right now posting this and all I'm kinda feeling 'bout the same way comedienne Jeff Dunham must have felt the first time he took Achmed, The Dead Terrorist out on stage. Ya know? Can you imagine that? All of the secret service, homeland security, FBI and others scrambling on high alert to get over where he was performing and pretty danged quick. It must've caused quite a scene!
Update: I hear that Eau de' Goats Ass is working
What the...? Wait a danged minute here! Is that a drone or a hummingbird at my hummingbird feeder? BRB!!!
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